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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Red Hadron Collider, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    After watching that my mouth is actually watering. <laugh>

    Starting to sound like an Alcoholic. <yikes>
     
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    Zingy, Sep 29, 2011
  2. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    You're only an Alcoholic if you go to meetings. <ok>

    Otherwise you're just a drunk! <laugh>
     
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    Manobear, Sep 29, 2011
  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    right then merry & I will sign for citeh, we'll get paid £250K a week to sit on the bench there, and not have to actually play .... if we don't feel like it!<diva>
     
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    tunns®, Sep 29, 2011
  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I shall be the Ref, due to being totally unbiased*
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 29, 2011
  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Are we allowed to have RHC's penis 'The Hammerhead' as our sub goal keeper?

    Thought I better ask before officially announcing it.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 29, 2011
  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    KPR is the ref <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 29, 2011
  7. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    I hope the "Hammerhead" slaps ref KPR across the face.
     
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    Manobear, Sep 29, 2011
  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    KPR was tragically killed in an anus related incident. A hammerhead was seen leaving the scene shortly after.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 29, 2011
  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You can wear whatever knitwear you like with your energy drink.


    I don't think I should have what I have just had, pre match. This Somerset scrumpy is proper slow burning head wreck stuff. Addlestones cider, the drink of kings.
     
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    Chief, Sep 29, 2011
  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I shall also be the streaker, that will scare the lot of you :)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 29, 2011

  11. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Berbnanidez ripping it down the wing <diva>
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 29, 2011
  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    As long as the game is at Old Trafford. As KPR keeps telling us, refs never give pens to the opposition at OT and always give them to Utd. So he'll have to give us a few pens or admit he's been talking **** his entire life.

    Hoist by his own petard <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 29, 2011
  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skrtel will **** you up -

    [video=youtube;OUb0io6m2aA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUb0io6m2aA&feature=related[/video]
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 29, 2011
  14. robin_van_ fiberglass

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    robin_van_ fiberglass, Sep 29, 2011
  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You'd better look out you don't get pushed too custard! Could proper **** you up that.
     
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    Chief, Sep 29, 2011
  16. Bloody Wanker

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    First time i've seen a decent tackle at anfield.
    Oooh matron!
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Sep 29, 2011
  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You aint seen Jonesy play, he's a ****ing beast.
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 29, 2011
  18. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    The mighty United forum team are ready to roll:

    please log in to view this image


    Can you feel the fear on Merseyside? ;)
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 30, 2011
  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    The dippers will be destroyed by my superior football skills*








    *If I can find them
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 30, 2011
  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Swarbs you're fielding a week team considering the stakes aren't you?


    P.S I just need to make a couple of small changes and mine will be ready. I'll do it later or tomorrow and PM you <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 30, 2011
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