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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    He's just stupid beyond belief, and to think he was a mod <laugh>
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    A power ballad? 9 minutes long?
     
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  3. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Being a **** to the ladies works a treat. But play it off as banter. Banter works wonders. It's the only way I get my end away, by taking the piss.
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yes. This line provides all the material ever needed;


    "We've been out together, just the two of us, several times but only as friends"


    Michael Bolton would have a field day
     
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  5. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I do that a bit but I'm too much of a softy really.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Man the **** up <grr> put him on ignore if he annoys you this is not606 as in it's not 606.
     
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  7. Hash.

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    viagra will sort that for you, according to pele anyway <ok>
     
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  8. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Good idea, I'm putting 19 on ignore.
     
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  9. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    It is?

    **** I thought I was visiting the nut ward.
     
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  10. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    What, you mean this is not 606?
     
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  11. Bloody Wanker

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    How do you suggest I do that? Watch greased up blokes rolling around with other greased up blokes in the name of entertainment?

    In all seriousness, though.... if he's not to be banned now, why ban his other account in the first place for similar offences? He's a prick that contributes nothing to the site and should be given the boot. Simple as that.
     
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  12. Depay Sound

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    Coming from someone who likes WWE <laugh>
     
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  13. Sweats

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    **** sake man.. There is no hope.. Do you agree with all her points of view? An listen to her talk about shoes an handbags?
     
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  14. Jezz511

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    We've been out together but only as friends,
    I try to build up the courage, every time it tends,
    to subsidise, when i attempt to emphasize,
    how much i want to be inbetween her thighs
    because when i see her, my cock extends,
    but then sudden reality descends,
    for the feeling to be mutual is away from the norm,
    she doesn't have to agree when i use chloroform

    i'd take her in the office, on the desk, on the chair
    i'd snap through her lacy underwear,
    i'd stop her walking for nearly a week,
    i'd takecomplaints from the neighbours as her bed starts to creak,

    my daydream breaks as she stops to pick up,
    the pen that i just tactically chucked,
    forces her to bend
    expose her rear end
    i don't care what harassment lawsuit she sends
    for i am berb, and this is my work story
    about my office friend, who makes me horny.

    :)
     
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  15. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Not really.
     
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  16. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    He needs to just go up to her wearing his birthday suit and get down on one knee and say...

    "Do you like pegging?"
     
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  17. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    It's a shame there's a limit to how long your signature can be.
     
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  18. Hash.

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    thats an in-joke on general chat ... a show of support to Martin Is Back. As for what do I mean about not 606 its quite clear Mick set this site up as a pretty free for all once there is no racism. As he and a lot of the older posters on here since 2010 say the site was set up to get away from over moderation and people whinging to get others banned <ok>
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Give that one to Gary Gary Barlow to give to his X factor winner and watch royalties (briefly) roll in as Christmas No.1.




    But make the most if it as after that it will never be played or heard again.
     
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  20. Bloody Wanker

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    If that's the general consensus then all United fans banned from the Liverpool board should have their bans lifted.
     
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