What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

you have been looking for a burger with coleslaw for days pal. Desperate. Just wondering where it is on that. Can see all the other listed ingredients.....not coleslaw mind.

 

Bottom of the Ingredients list mate.

Its ok to be wrong sometimes mate were all human.

 

just not showing on that picture, as if the sight would repulse people.

 

Pj.... "coleslaw has no place in a burger"
Gordon Ramsey..... "Stfu pj"

 

clearly he didn’t add any to the one shown in your pick. He is just as smart as I am.

 

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Pan was too hot.

 

Nice, I like salmon.

 

Why the skin looks golden not burnt?

 

Try finishing in the oven next time so that you don't have to put the fish directly on the heat. I think it is a better finish and a lot more moisture is kept in the fish.

 

Look at the thin end, it’s burned. Other than that I’d have served on a rocket & cress salad with a beetroot jus. Based on his offering.

 

Bullshit, you don’t leave fish in a pan without keeping an eye on it, first law of cooking. Sticking it in an oven will only exasperate the situation as he could take enough care on the pan.

 

What’s the second law of cooking?

 

stock pics

 

Fooking hobby cooks irritate me at times, you have a salmon steak, drop it in a hot cast iron skillet and hold it down for 20 seconds to stop the ****er curling up then cook till the steak goes slightly whitish pink turn over for 15- 20 secs no more. Pretty ****ing basic.

 

Ginge chatting utter **** I see.

Burnt ffs

 

They were really thick so I didn't have to worry about them being dry tbh

 

Actually for you, that's a pretty good effort. A few tomatoes would have finished that off a treat.

 

Look at it? You’re deluded son. You’d probably burn a salad.