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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Stop talking complete and utter bollocks. Give what exactly? When have I ever stated that I wish that a former/present player gets an injury or has a potentially fatal occurence happen to them?

    As for me calling Dalglish scum, get over it. We often here of it from you, some of your peers and other rival fans. Maybe you're the one who can give but can't take?

    Grow up, you puerile imbecile. You should be banned.
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    If you value her friendship then do nothing but if you value you manhood then shag her.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    ****ing hell, I can hear a song coming on.
     
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  4. Depay Sound

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    I am ****ing **** with women <ok>
     
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  5. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    If I don't ask her then I'll regret it. Guess if just got to ask but act like it doesn't matter when (not if) she says no. I'm 99.99% sure she'll say no.
     
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  6. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't bother, KPR is thick as **** and won't understand.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    You've missed the boat ...she now has you in the Gay friend she can confide in camp
     
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  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Ooooooooooooo, there was was a bird a work
    we went out for a drink
    as much as I loved her company
    there was only one thing I could think......

    I wanna bum her in the office
    suck her nipples like there toffees
    I wanna bum her in the morning
    slip it in her gob when shes yawning
     
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  9. Jezz511

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    give me 5 minutes i'll see what i can come up with ;) ...
     
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  10. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Get in, 2 1 Stoke.
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Not beating my smash hit. Ima get it sent to Jay Z. Word!
     
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  12. Sweats

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    Well you need to grow a pair.. Be vile to her rip the **** out of her on a daily basis.. I suspect you have been far too nice.. You need to make yourself unobtainable to her.. Being mildly horrible to her is your only option.. As really you've ****ed it up already by being too nice.. If she looks upon you as a friend I fear it may be too late.. But try being vile. Date other women too an talk about them too her.. But not in a wimpy way.. Then eventually when she is partially drunk take a photo of of the two of you am then say don't we make a great couple.. She will agree.. Then pop the question.. If she says no.. Chloroform, kill her then shag her..
     
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  13. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    :biggrin:
     
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  14. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Probably but oh well.
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I was thinking more a mournful lament but it's a start!
     
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  16. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I wouldn't say I've been that nice to her.
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Or have a ****, cum in your hand then throw it in her face !! Kerpow <ok>
     
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  18. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    He needs to be banned. The intelligence of this thread drops dramatically when he starts posting his misinformed dirge. Never encountered anyone quite so idiotic and bile-inducing.
     
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  19. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Ah the classic mating ritual.
     
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  20. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    But anyways, on to the topic at hand.

    **** with women? Never fear! Rohypnol is here!
     
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