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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 8, 2020.

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What style lady garden do you prefer?

  1. Totally shaved a la Kojak

    12 vote(s)
    60.0%

  2. Shaped/trimmed

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%

  3. Big hairy bush like one of the Jackson 5 is down there

    2 vote(s)
    10.0%
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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So do you prefer:

    Totally shaved
    Shaped/trimmed
    A big hairy bush
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Totally shaved, like a barbie
     
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    Landing strip is the one. Naughty that
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    **** <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Chippy tugging himself over this one <laugh> Totally shaved for me <laugh>
     
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  6. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    All off thats the way
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Don't tell me how to live my life
     
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    OK.

    Children avoid Welshie.
     
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    Mohican on brunettes
    Beetle bonnet all others
     
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    Love a big George W
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    I like my beaver shaved
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    By children, do you mean lambs .... <whistle>
     
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    unnamed.jpg
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I thought you always wore the bush quite well homes.
     
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    Really not bothered. By the time I got to finding out I'm not exactly going to turn back. Whatever she wants to have and feels happy with is fine by me.
     
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  16. Charlie Dogscock

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    Shaved.

    I like to return the favour as well by keeping my pubes regularly trimmed and tidy.
     
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  17. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    talk to @Albert's Chip Shop about hotel rooms
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Is Charlie Dogscock another of Chippy's dodgy accounts? <laugh>
     
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    what if she’s keeping Grimsby docks down there? I’d back out or politely suggest we have a shower together where I can scrub her clean.
     
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  20. haslam

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    The question was what her pubic hair looked like mate, as a matter of course I wouldn't date someone if they didn't wash and/or basically stank.
     
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