JORDAN! Tell us...

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Tina's Waste Lands

 

You know that's not true. The doctor actually called you Jaffa

 

Is that the same Doc who calls you "The Pomegranate"?!?

 

You can go **** yourself anytime soon.

 

go on jordddd tell us

 

What did the doctor mean by that? Was he calling me an orange bastard?

 

Yeah, jordan, what did rapey girl want you to do to her?

 

Will do.

I'm in a good mood today anyhow, went down to Norwich last night for a week offshore. But I got bumped off the chopper right before we were about to get on it.

Had the flight suit and the life jacket on ready to go then some **** comes in and tells me they've got no bed space on the platform I'm going to. Jammy as ****....just like Jen's legs

 

Aye.

 

Well, that's alright then.

 

wtf are jammy legs?

 

come on jord, spill the beans.

 

I think Jordy's made it all up and now he's trying hard to think of something that'll make him look like the big man.

 

no way doll..it wasn't a fantasy more a sick thought the bitch had

 

**** ya **** ya divvy!

 

lolz hit a nerve, eh fatboy?

 

meh