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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Tel gonna be retiring at 90.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Using my rancid old corpse to clean up spillages well into my 100’s just so my Mrs can have the new Dyson.

    Speaking of which, I come home from work once and she had been left this vacuum cleaner to trial, it was the best vacuum cleaner ever to be fair, the thing left nothing behind, but it was £2k to purchase... we had one room in the entire house that had carpet.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Leave now.<laugh>
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    At least you happy and in love
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    <laugh> spurly

    Your like cupid with a bazooka
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    My old dear bought a £400 dyson hairdryer a couple of years ago.

    when I say bought, she made me and my brother buy it out of my Dad’s account as we had power of attorney coz of his dementia.

    wasn’t sure whether to call social services ‘bout that one
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah my Mrs has that too. Never uses it.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Same with my old dear.

    I’ve used it once to dry the charging point out on my phone.

    Great product really
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    York is so underrated, I've been twice and it was great both times.

    They have this like Horrible Histories style dungeon there and it caught us completely by surprise. We thought it was a ****ty little museum, the a whole acted guided tour goes on.

    York is class.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just had a little shopping trip to Cheshire Oaks, not a bad day out.
     
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    thinking of going to York for the day out maybe Sunday or next week sometime with my sons

    I like York...go to a chippy...walk around...blaze a few spliffs in scenic spots...head back.

    will see if any attractions open
     
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  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Really ?
     
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    No mate

    but don’t tell Piskie
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Let me know what happened to them when you find out mate.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Had a long ass week. Fun though, been helping to set up a new market down here. It's one of those projects where all the right people have come together and it's in the perfect space too.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You selling sea shells again?
     
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    You silly sod !
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Painted rocks with googly eyes.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So having a coffee with some tunes and reading my book. Then I'm off to buy some stuff to make a curry and to get some beer.
     
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