Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

0-1 to Lask

Defo not in the script. Fair play to Lask. They came to have a go.

 

There’s another couple of £M that we’ll have to pay for Beanz.

Can’t wait.

 

Lingard 2 in 2

Lol

 

Pereira and Beanz in behind Theo next season la.

 

We aren’t taking that **** as well, you can get ****ed.

 

Fosu Mensah sticking one into the car park there when an easy pass was on.

 

They come as a job lot bro

 

It'd be ****ing hilarious if you did actually sign him.

 

Beanz not happy being subbed, transfer request imminent.

Soooooooon.

 

He’s had his hair dyed in homage to his hero Abel Xavier.

IT’S HAPPENING!

 

We signed ****ing Iwobi last summer mate, let’s keep this in context here.

 

Why bring on Perreira now? What a waste of time.

 

You know how feeder clubs work, well it’s like the opposite, you’re our Dumper Club

 

Pereira, James and Lingard.

Everton’s future.

 

We’ve had a few who’ve been sound. Howard, Neville and Kanchelskis for 3.

Then we’ve had some ****e, like Gibson the piss head and Norman ****ed knees Whiteside.

 

Payback for Fellaini and Moyes. Still a long way to go to balance that **** show.

 

Is the draw for the europa tonight?

 

Doubt anyone would notice if they did it.

 

We ruined Schneiderlin before dumping his remains on to you as well.

 

Some games tomorrow. Wolves included. So probably not.