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Ladybird Sex? (OFF TOPIC!! and not Titus related)

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by safcyellowbelly, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. safcyellowbelly

    safcyellowbelly Well-Known Member

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    <smooch><smooch><smooch>I think I have just witnessed ladybird porn for the first time!

    IF ladybirds shag doggie fashion then I have - little fella gave it a right good try too - and came back for second helpings in less time than it took me to have the *** I had nipped out of the office to smoke!

    I did the decent thing and blew some smoke over the lad afterwards (often it is the best *** of the day/week/month...) but didn`t hear him fart as he flew off!!

    Put a smile on my face - maybe yours too!<smooch>
     
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    safcyellowbelly, Sep 29, 2011
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Whats this new gear called?

    Can it be detected?
     
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    Commachio, Sep 29, 2011
  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone ever witnessed hedgehogs at it..They are right randy pricks they are...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Sep 29, 2011
  4. safcyellowbelly

    safcyellowbelly Well-Known Member

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    Excellent new topic to lift the gloom - animals I have seen shagging - the obvious pitfalls!
     
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    safcyellowbelly, Sep 29, 2011
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    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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    Well the praying male mantis must be bloody desperate for a shag if he misses out on foreplay or suffers from premature ejaculation the poor bastard gets eaten.

    I couldn't even get a hard on under those conditions
     
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    mitchthemakem, Sep 29, 2011
  6. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    A herbal based thread methinks.
     
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    billofengland, Sep 30, 2011

  7. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    My wife decided to let our female rabbit and male rabbit out together to find out "what they would do" (even though I had told her!!) - and 8 or 9 weeks later we had ANOTHER 8 rabbits... And now she wants to do it again... The bloody rabbits are getting more than I am!!
     
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    marcusblackcat, Sep 30, 2011
  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Get your tissues ready...

    .[video=youtube;Utm8ITQfxEo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utm8ITQfxEo[/video]
     
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    Commachio, Sep 30, 2011

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