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What happened to MR Nice?

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I liked him
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 29, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I raped and killed him :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 29, 2011
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    He died after felching ER.

    <peacedove>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm here now, don't fret.

    A Toiler in the middle of the North Sea.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 29, 2011
  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Unfortunately not deep enough down for my liking.

    <drown>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I know you like me going well down but well it's too smelly for my liking old bag.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 29, 2011

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    That's harsh. If he's really offshore then that's more punishment than drowning. Imagine a sealed metal box with two fat men sweating and farting in it for hours on end....then imagine sleeping in that box in the middle of the sea.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 29, 2011
  8. Tina_old

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    <laugh>

    Nah, I still hope he falls overboard. lolz
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Too good for that ****.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 29, 2011
  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It's been positively tropical out here on the Alwyn.

    Sunbathing on the helideck, nude of course.

    Settle down old slapper Tina.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 29, 2011
  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    [video=youtube;i-BrwxOI4xw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BrwxOI4xw[/video]
    Whats a toiler?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Sep 29, 2011
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I just vomited all over my laptop.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Bumped off the Sean P this morning. Had the life jacket on as well. Was a last minute stay of execution, got to go out in 3 weeks now.
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 29, 2011
  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just a flying two day visit.

    Next stop Dunbar.

    Then Elgin.

    Once I've collected all the cards we can swap if you like.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 29, 2011
  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    My brother's ex was from Elgin.

    She could eat an apple through a letterbox.
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Why? Was it a big letter box?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 29, 2011
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The Elgin platform in the North Sea ya complete spanner.

    Jesus H!!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 29, 2011
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He means an offshore platform called "Elgin" <ok>

    At least me and ER can confuse everyone with ****ty offshore speak. Still better than polls about bands, threads about 9/11 and if I like wwe <ok>
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <doh> <doh>

    http://www.dictionary.com <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Sep 29, 2011
  20. Tina_old

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    Stop annoying me <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 29, 2011
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