That's harsh. If he's really offshore then that's more punishment than drowning. Imagine a sealed metal box with two fat men sweating and farting in it for hours on end....then imagine sleeping in that box in the middle of the sea.
It's been positively tropical out here on the Alwyn. Sunbathing on the helideck, nude of course. Settle down old slapper Tina.
Bumped off the Sean P this morning. Had the life jacket on as well. Was a last minute stay of execution, got to go out in 3 weeks now.
Just a flying two day visit. Next stop Dunbar. Then Elgin. Once I've collected all the cards we can swap if you like.
He means an offshore platform called "Elgin" At least me and ER can confuse everyone with ****ty offshore speak. Still better than polls about bands, threads about 9/11 and if I like wwe