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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Don’t forget , i am sure they will be treated very well by the Prison Guards , I mean , they only slaughtered a Copper.......
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    The curse of the mother in law.

    You want to tell them to ****ing do one, whilst knowing that it will also cause you a ton of grief from the spouse.
     
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    Bobbys in a strop :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Bobby on the couch or he best start looking for Mercs in the Auto Trader
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Bobz been rinsed for a Merc, whilst he chugs on in his Vauxhall Corsa.

    Man's got a right to be hostile <laugh>
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    He'll be on the blower to Swiss Tony as we speak.
     
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    He’ll be sat with his Mrs having his full English in the morning having got over it and his Ma will casually lob in that she could do with a flight to HK or some ****.
     
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    Via Singapore for a shopping spree.
     
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    Once Bobz wife gets her Merc aswell, he be like

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Stealthy that bru

    Nobody even batted an eyelid.
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Bob even quoted the post but swerved that bit

    wasted Bantz
     
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    I clocked it bro

    Bit rude of Bobz not to even acknowledge it tbh
     
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    Bobby I suggest you get in there first. Tell her there's a couple of hospitals near you that really deserve her generosity so if she wants to donate she can give it to you and you'll make sure it gets to "where it's needed most"... ie you!

    She thinks she's doing her good deed. You get a couple of grand to fit your corsa with 4 new low profiles and go faster stripes. Chicken dinner winner bro <ok>
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

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    You're cooking it aren't you Bobby? ... you're on the egg poacher ... fooling nobody mate <laugh>
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Taking a walk through the woods with little man and his big catching kit on the hunt for insects.
     
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    Happy Yorkshire Day everyone x
     
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    thanks bru x
     
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    Funny, it's west London day too
     
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    Ffs posted it in the wrong thread, oh well.
     
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