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  1. Chief

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    Drinking a Gamma Ray.

    It's not Neck Oil but has grown on me.

    Think I'll have another.
     
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  2. Chief

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    Gamma Ray.

    Voodoo's brother.

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  3. Chief

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    Forget that though, this **** is soooooo bloody good.


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  4. BobbyD

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    On a big family trip up to york for my mums birthday (great place for spreading my covid).

    Shes such a ****ing patriot i could have easily crashed the car.

    Essentially she owns a restaurant and got a government grant. The dumb bint has only gone and donated a grand to some pvc for nurses and battling covid saying she wanted to do her bit for the country. All well and good except shes constantly asking for **** like lv bags on her birthday, flights to hk and bought a new merc recently of which i contributed 3k even though i drive a ****ty corsa.
     
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  5. Bobby right now...


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    Bobby rattled to **** after spending hours in the car with his Ma <laugh>

    She’s mugging you clean off bro.
     
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    Let her enjoy the Merc

    Corsa more economic for deliveries anyway
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    Oh i dont mind her getting the merc. I mind her spaffing 1 grand on charities when shes using me like an atm machine.

    Money taps turning off
     
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    Not arsed about the LV bags or the Merc, but ****ing raging about a charity donation <laugh>

    Oh mate.
     
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  10. BobbyD

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    Yeah that ****s like a 1 off or a once a year treat. I aint ****ing paying that much to charity as she can barely sustain herself.
     
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    You hungry mate?
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    Nah stuffed. Just chilling in my hotel room as i have an early start tomorrow (8am yes I'm lazy) for my free brekky

    Just pissed im driving 2nd hand corsas whilst she spaffing money around
     
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    Crack a bottle open mate. Ma’s being random and getting on your tits, is way better than no Ma bro.
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    Oh i love me ma. She raised me up with all my siblings and and she did her best to raise us. We were poor as my dad gambled it all away and borrowed loads of money from banks and relatives before he got banged up. Only good thing left was the business my mum learnt to run.

    We were so poor i remember **** like having old school uniform and odds socks and ****.
     
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    Sounds like Bobby’s wife fillin his head with propoganda


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  16. BobbyD

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    Lol hahaha omg you ****.

    Tbf she initially was full on rag everytime my mum asked for something but shes learnt to deal with it lol
     
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    Women
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    They’re great those convos.

    Starts off with the disapproving look. Followed by the ‘what you doing that for?’

    Cos I want to, doesn’t cut it, and it eventually ends up with ‘it’s my money I’ll do what I ****ing like with it so STFU’
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    bet she dropped it like

    ‘Bob,I need a new car’

    sly
     
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