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Match Day Thread The (Everlasting) South Coast Derby Tuesday 24/09/19 KO 7:45pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by saintsfcfan, Sep 21, 2019.

  1. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Having sat and watched that game against Bournemouth yesterday I can truthfully say I felt genuinely sorry for their players. Not pity as that is reserved for Skates but sympathy for their players who really gave it a go. As for chummy the ex Skate who manages them it was a delight to see his crushed look after our second goal.
     
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  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    It should have been 0-4 also.
     
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  3. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    I turned my back for five minutes and you all let this slip of off the page.

    If you think Portsmouth or Bournemouth are our rivals I suggest you look up the definition of rival.

    They do not rival us for anything therefore we have no rivals. They are both meaningless entities.

    rival
    [ˈrʌɪv(ə)l]
    NOUN
    1. a person or thing competing with another for the same objective or for superiority in the same field of activity.
      "he has no serious rival for the job" ·
      competitor · opponent · contestant · contender · challenger · adversary · antagonist · enemy · foe · nemesis · corrival · vier
    VERB
    1. be or seem to be equal or comparable to.
      "he was a photographer whose fame rivalled that of his subjects"
      synonyms:
      compete with · vie with · match · be a match for · equal · emulate ·
      [More]
     
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  4. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    My biggest rival is the the Green Bay Packers. **** the Packers
     
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  5. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    Derek Jennings has been jailed for 20 months for punching Luna the police horse, before the 0-4 victory. He has been a UKIP candidate, so that might explain things.
     
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  6. StJabbo1

    StJabbo1 Well-Known Member

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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Imagine him having to explain that to his children ffs. What an embarrassment.
     
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  8. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    What an absolute waste of oxygen. I'm ashamed that that low-life is associated with the club I support. Hopefully the club will do the right thing and ban him for life.
     
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  9. Velcro Roy

    Velcro Roy Well-Known Member

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    Thick enough to be proud mate!
     
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  10. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    Why? Did he believe the the horse was an immigrant?
     
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  11. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    He heard it was from a neigh-bouring country.
     
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  12. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it had Arabian blood in it’s bloodline.
     
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  13. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    His team had a bit of a 'mare later too...
     
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  14. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Some of these puns are a little shoddy.
     
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  15. shoot_spiderman

    shoot_spiderman Power to the People

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    Very good, a career at the Sun beckons <laugh>
     
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  16. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    If Luna had been a Lippizaner horse, it might have been left alone (probably racist, really)
     
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  17. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Read this in the Times today.

    We spend time ridiculing them but we don't really need to.

    They make fools of themselves with this kind of story and punching horses.

    a skate report.jpg
     
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  18. SFC4BAG

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    Typical
     
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  19. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Portsmouth-FC-proposal-of-new-stadium.jpg

    Remember this? Have they moved in yet?
     
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  20. Schrodinger's Cat

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    I think they had problems with installing the flush, so got rid of that design
     
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