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Off Topic The best Flounce

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jul 30, 2020.

  1. ristac

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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Im gonna go for Suckys attempt

    When you see someone like him, dishing it out all day everyday givin it big... its ****ing glorious to see it all crumble down.

    He posted porn, demanded his account get deleted, had a complete meltdown. Then he logged in and out, reading threads speaking to @Tel on the DL.

    Just a truly pussyman performance from the tamponman.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A flounce threads needs an epic speech, porn, and at least one ****ty music video.

    Fundamentals of the board
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Detailed and heartfelt

    backed up with videos too
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I saw that one <laugh>

    Massive ****ing racist, denies being a massive ****ing racist, whilst actually proving it in his flounce speech but being too dumb to actually realise it. Now that’s a special flounce. Posted at the crack of dawn as well, so he’d obviously been stewing on it all night.

    Piss boiled rating 9/10.
     
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  9. Eric Le Merde

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    Do you think Newcastle fans flounce?
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  11. pieguts

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    Mate Piskie went through a lean posting spell, claiming he was setting up a charity / helping old surfers through COVID or something. Just happened to coincide with HIAG’s flounce. HIAG is back and Piskie’s post count has rocketed with most about HIAG. Not obsessed at all <laugh>
     
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    He was pissed off with me and didn’t want to post in the football topics in the end so he became resident in the politics thread digging out some of the weirdest **** going. Page 814 and a YouTube clip regarding “Adrenochrome Harvesting” in kids just one example.

    If he strayed into here you’d have had 30 minute long reads to some of his replies, you’d have a field day but brb banned him. Thinking about it he wouldn’t have lasted long in here.
     
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  13. pieguts

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    I genuinely though you communicated outside of this forum and said he was OK?
    I do remember him saying that his wife had had some health issues.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like @Aberdude’s cousin from Yorkshire.

    Absrdude is the resident para nut on here, although he also recently flounced. Then he turned up on part time hours about 4 days later.
     
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  15. Eric Le Merde

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    Aberdude wasn't a goalkeeper was he?
     
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  16. aberdude

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    Ooh the excitement of a flounce
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I don’t think he’s ever left the house bro.
     
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  18. Eric Le Merde

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    Can't be the same one ours was a goalkeeper but he didn't leave the house either.
     
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    It's Friday I'm in love...... Enjoy your day
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you told him?
     
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