Off Topic The best Flounce

So what’s the best flounce? I’m not sure...that’s why I’m asking

Is it the silent flounce like our mate Stanley?

or the flounce with pending repercussions due to legal threats like my main man Hiag?

or is it the meltdown toys out of pram, can give but can’t take, flounce like the one demonstrated by our very own Rebelman badman Sucky?

What would be your preferred method of flouncing and why?


Have I missed any flounces btw?

 

The delete my account I’m absolutely ****ing raging flounce is always good value.

And who can forget, the mods are all Nazis and you’re restricting my freedom of speech flounce.

 

I like it when they start a thread announcing their intentions. You know it’s serious then but it’s also quite thoughtful otherwise we would all be going out of our minds with worry about them.

 

Sucky's recent one was a real thing of beauty, had everything bar its own fred. The going absolute batshit delete my account ones are my favourite.

The crying little bitch

 

I appreciate a thread tbh

That was a cold arse move by Stanley

I wanted to tell him that I like him and all the best

 

i`d say that`s more of a fact than a flounce tbh.

 

Bluey did an interesting flounce...The Matrix flounce

Where he wanted to flounce but couldn’t log out so just hung about making a physical nuisance of himself by posting whilst his mind was in another dimension away from here until one day he took the red pill and ****ed off for good

I liked Bluey

 

Yeah I liked Bluey. Good poster.

Part me of me likes to think that he still tries to log in now and then just to make sure his account is still banned.

 

Is this an actual flounce?

Just checking.

 

The month flounce that lasts 4 days is a pretty poor one tbh.

 

That was a decent effort tbf. I think he lobbed in the delete my account at one point during that prolonged flounce.

We forgot the posting porn to make sure the trigger is pulled flounce btw.

Also Aber turning up reminded me of the ‘I’m taking a month off just to prove you wrong’ temporary flounce. (Which lasted 3 days)

 

im sure Hiag has done one of them

anyway I think the Stealthy flounce deserves a mention

You know the one when days after a spat, the poster will announce an upcoming break from the forum due a new career opportunity that has transpired then return weeks or months later once they have ‘settled’ into their new job

 

Names?

 

Ah yeah the ‘I’ll show you’ flounce

I admire it for the passion it brings out from within the poster

The Porn protest flounce is so bitchy, nasty stuff

 

im sure Kustard done one of them maybe Diego too?

Tiddler done it too I’m sure

What about our main man Sky? He done it a few times?

 

Best flounce sounds like an oxymoron.

Anyone that flounces instantly gets pinned with a permanent - if unseen - "you're a ****ing pussy" marker.

I reckon Sucky's is the best/ worst. Proper bitch fit, didn't initially have him down as the wet wipe type but sometimes people snap I guess.

HIAG's are generally done for attention and effect and you know that he'll be back as he's too addicted to this place and we all know he and Piskie can't be separated for too long, their fate is intertwined.

Bluey's was a bit of a shame, we disagreed on a lot of football stuff due to club rivalry but he seemed like a proper sound bloke in general. The matrix analogy is brilliant though .

 

HIAG’s early flounces were epic. They had the lot. Threats to get the law involved, raging PMs to the admin, and reams of indignant guff about why he was leaving

Then he just resorted to the multi-flounce and it all got a bit weak and and predicable.

 

Oh yeah I remember Kustard now

Not sure about Diego mind, think he tends to forget what he's posted by morning

 

Piskie's first post on the thread is about Hiag. No one saw that coming.

 

yeah Sky’s had a couple of flounces. Sound lad but prone to going all out emo at times.