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At last, the answer to my problems. "ELIY, COME HERE. DADDY NEEDS A NEW SLAVE AND YOU HIS TICKET TO A DISCOUNT, SHALOM YA WEE ****!"

 

I had to swap mine because he was one of those acidic Jews and he kept giving me heartburn

 

A cunning and hilarious use of burnt-out light bulbs.