Off Topic The Burly Arms

Yeah, it's on a house in Brecon. Funny.

 

You ever done the Brecon beacons in full kit, you dog handler?

 

No mate I'd just turn up shove a dog in some bootnecks face then go back to my hotel.

 

So a waiter serving lunch?

 

Something like that. The amount of people who piss themselves is not pleasant but understandable.

 

If you were going to the bother of nicking a steak, Lidl wouldn’t be the place would it? I’d be down the Waitrose or M&S, at least you’d get a nice garlic and herb knob to smear on ya meat when you got home

 

The missus loves a nice garlic and herb nob

 

Piskie's like the Jessica Fletcher of Cornwall.

 

Only wearing more makeup, the clown.

 

You're like the Gary Glitter of Dorset mate, only carrying more body fat.

 

In what respect, specifically, am I like Gary Glitter?

 

Dodgy beard, greying balding plate, penchant for crap music. Anything else you're not telling us ?.......

 

So, anyone with a beard and thinning hair, and who plays a musical instrument reminds you of Gary Glitter, correct?

 

No, but you remind me of Gary Glitter.

 

How, exactly?

 

Because you look like him.

 

I look nothing like him.

 

k den Gaz

 

^^^ you two still at it?

 

Think we might have only just started.