A question for you techies. In the last couple of weeks, or so, my iPad has been disconnecting from the WiFi and trying to get to the internet via my HP printer. Anyone know why this might be happening and how to stop it from repeating?
Goto wifi press the (i) next to the HP printer connection and uncheck 'Connect to this automatically'
Spoiler: A little bit rude I slept with a blind girl once. She said had I the biggest cock she’d ever felt. I said “you’re pulling my leg.”
A guy when he was a kid was a tractor enthusiast but as he got older he discovered girls then got married had kids so his hobby went out the window. One day he was walking past a burning building thick with smoke and lots of people were trapped. He walked into the building inhaled all the smoke went outside and blew it away and everybody was saved. A passer by said That was amazing how did you do that. He replied I'm an ex tractor fan.
A Chinese fella a Japanese a Vietnamese a South Korean a North Korean and a Filipino all try to get into a posh London club. The doorman said sorry I can't let you in you haven't got a Thai.
I have been toying with getting myself an exercise bike, simply because since the lockdown, I have gone from walking up to 3.5 miles a day, at work, to walking to and from the bathroom a few times a day. I had to go out and collect some pills, for my wife on Thursday, (as the delivery service was delayed), just a 1.6 miles round trip, and it was bloody hard. Instead of the bike, I have opted for the WII fitness plus, simply because I am more likely to use it (I have one in Spain so I know I will use it) and because it has a variety of fitness programmes for different parts of the body, and at my age...... Another plus is that it stores away easier and comes with the Sports, which will also get me off my fat butt during the afternoon.
Speaking of exercise I work on the railway and a customer of mine once jokingly said that I needed some exercise. I said some people do weight training well I do train waiting that's good enough for me.
A man was in the jungle when he heard a scream. He found an Elephant with a thorn in its foot. The man takes the thorn out and the Elephant puts his trunk around him gives him a hug then goes off into the jungle. A few years later the man is back home and the circus is in town. The man is watching the parade when this Elephant comes up to him and puts his trunk around him lifts him up and down shakes him around steps on him and kills him. Different Elephant