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First GCr to catch covid

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by pud, Jul 27, 2020.

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Who from General chat will catch a dose of the Covid19?

  1. Pud

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  2. Mon

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  3. Baz

    1 vote(s)
    5.9%

  4. Eddie

    5 vote(s)
    29.4%

  5. Trev

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%

  6. Si

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Ciaran

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  8. Toby

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%

  9. Gambol

    4 vote(s)
    23.5%

  10. Some other spastic ... name them

    3 vote(s)
    17.6%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. pud

    pud Guest

    I thought that was you ...
     
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  2. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    It’s not bad. Ye either get someone to do it or do it yourself in the mirror. My son tried but he kept making me boak. It’s like a long cotton bud, rub the tonsils with it for 20 secs then shove it up a nostril til you feel resistance and shoogle it aboot. Put it in the wee test tube and parcel it up. Wasn’t nice but I’ve had worse @thechaser
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So all the research labs and institutions studying infectious diseases should just pack it in, as there's no such thing?
     
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    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    See the thing the other day about some guy giving his cat it? #shaggedhiscatandgotcaught
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You've had worse things tickling your tonsils? Won't ask...
     
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  7. pud

    pud Guest

    It’s all a holographic simulation...
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Have to agree with this.

    sheep will be sheep tho.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nice to know the common cold disny exist. I hate catching it.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 28, 2020
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "Trash" haha which yank said this? I expect your next comment to say "GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out"

    Make it happen, oor Ed
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Yes, a really old one.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 28, 2020
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Shrewdness personified
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 28, 2020
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I remember one "hey ladies, an empty cigar tube filled with many angry wasps makes an ideal cheap vibrator"

    Top Tips and Letters were the best bits about Viz.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 29, 2020
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  15. pud

    pud Guest

    “If your small child gets an ice cube stuck in their throat simply pour in some boiling water ... hey presto , blockage gone”

    followed a few letters later

    “if your child has scalded their throat within boiling water simply make them swallow an ice cube...he presto , instant relief “.
     
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    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 29, 2020
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    This virus is so deadly you need to get tested to find out if you are ill or not.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Another football one.

    Fed up with losing count at football stadiums?

    Strike a match each time a goal is scored, then count the burnt ones, at full time, to reveal the final score.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jul 29, 2020
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Screenshot_2020-07-29-19-19-13.png

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    monacoger, Jul 31, 2020
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