You are Jason. You work in HR. You live in London so you don't have a car. You have blonde highlights and sparse fluffy stubble. You're a token red scouse in the plastic scouse bubble. When you dream you are gangsta and ultimate cool. When you wake you are hamster and prone to flounce tool. Keats
Nah you really are But you're right that I don't get why who I am or what I do is of any real interest to you at all? Who are you mate what do you do? Hang on actually. I don't care
@FosseFilberto have you chosen a charity yet bro? I’m stuck between the Derby County Community Trust and Katie Hopkins New Home Fund. I hope I win!