I'm afraid so. Even if we do go global we'd need to put ourselves in quarantine after! I know, let's put the Global back into GB!!! Or something like that.
Drummer quits, the rest of them decide it’s an opportunity to change their style / playlist. HIAG cries because they want to sack off the songs that allow him to act like a fat, 60 year old, pub playing rock god. They tell him he’s out numbered, so suck it up bro. He flounces and takes his bat and ball home. Classic HIAG
It was a planned retirement, over 12 months. The new drummer was already in place. If this plandemic hadn't happened, we would have fulfilled all gigs this year.
Your bass player uses a black five stringed monstrosity and only wears rock band shirts. I refuse to believe he wants to play pop rock.
Indeed, he doesn't. He actually would rather play more modern progressive metal. It isn't my cup of tea, although I would rather play that than half of the stuff we did play. I suspect that he will be the next to leave.
He screams metal head with that thing he holds. I can't imagine for a second him using that while plonking solemnly along to Stairway to Heaven
We've played every musical venue on our circuit, including pubs where you'd be too afraid to linger. We played a birthday bash for the vice president of a motorcycle club at which there were around 100 Hell's Angels, representing a number of Chapters. I'd gladly introduction you to some of these blokes so that you can insult us in front of them, and tell them that they are weak and too old. I'm sure they'd see the funny side, mate. Your band could, then, entertain them with a medley of funky chilled out bossa nova beats. I think they'd love that.
