Off Topic The Burly Arms

How did the Longleat trip go ? Was that today ?

How's your forehead ?

 

don't you put a sleeping bag inside a bivvy bag?

dozy ****.

 

i havn't missed them......

 

That’ll end well.

 

I ****ing have. Not even the drinking side just the social side of being out.

Don't reckon I went 4 months without a visit when I wasn't drinking ffs.

 

Even I know that, and I’d rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon than go camping.

 

It was today mate and yeah was quality. Only a couple of heavy braking incidents too though I did try pulling away in park once

 

Yeah but what's that got to do with kicking off ?

Anyway, I've just been using the Bivvy, roll mat and a fleece and tracky bottoms. Surprisingly warm inside there, suppose it is July though ...

 

Stfu Tobes.



Can't be as bad as last week anyway. *shudders*

 

You’ll get the flavour.

Leave your phone at home bro.

 

the social side ain't bothered me mate....I work with loads off people each day...

I'm actually glad to have some time off, and get away....eat, drink, sleep, and do my gaff up.....no **** around.

 

I'll never go camping again in my life...

 

Yeah but going to the pub means what I drank last week will cost about 150 quid, which I can't afford this weekend after getting my brakes done.

I can't see what could possibly go wrong

 

I like going off on my tod and sleeping out under the stars.

Don't even have to have a row with the missus to find an excuse to do it.

 

sounds hardcore mate.

 

Well yeah, it ain't Port Stanley.

 

you are exhibit A for a cereal killer.

watch those sugar puffs.

 

I’ll never get it as long as I’ve got a hole in my arse.

Comfortable bed, warmth, duvet, no rats.

Vs

Lying in a field on a piece of foam, freezing your nuts off, with actual beasts.

Just ****ing no.

 

I carry a spork at all times