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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean to say you have been letting naked flame next to your oil slick hair all this time? It's a wonder you haven't spontaneously combusted by now.

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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not as much of wonder as you not being in jail.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 24, 2020
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Only guilty if they catch you.
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 24, 2020
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This guy has a serious smoking problem.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2020
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Jul 24, 2020
  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Wears de weekend tread?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 24, 2020
  7. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Make it this one. What are you doing?
     
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    GroveRanger, Jul 24, 2020
  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Some painting and french polishing,if I get that done I'll treat myself to the pub and dinner one of the days.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 24, 2020
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nope. This is not a weekend thread. I refuse.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2020
  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Nice. By the way, old Tupperware heid has started a weekend thread. Looks like all the cool cats are heading over there. I might join in and try to look cool too. Failing that I will stand on the periphery trying to not look like a kid with a mullet at a skinhead convention.
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Hope you chain-smoked the customary 10 packets of full strength B&H before taking this bold step. I reckon that coupled with 12 cans before giving up should have the desired effect.
     
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    Treble, Jul 24, 2020
  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nope, I had 6 Marlboro Gold left on Wednesday night and I said to my kid I would stop after I smoked them. So I smoked them yesterday and then drank cans to see if I could manage drinking without smoking. A piece of piss.
     
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    monacoger, Jul 24, 2020
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I only smoke one brand (Kensitas Club) and if I couldn't get those I'd probably quit. I get sick of other brands very quickly.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2020
  14. pud

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    Old school Lanarkshire **** ...

    club is like smoking asbestos dipped in cancer .
     
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    pud, Jul 24, 2020
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Just the way I like 'em.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2020
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  16. pud

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    They were the ***s I started on ...

    Could trade 200 club coupons for a 20 deck at local van.

    my mates mum n dad were like that chewin the family ... we just stole coupons from the endless supply they had

     
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    pud, Jul 24, 2020
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  17. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It's been a day mate <laugh>

    But fair play. I gave up for good 11 years ago. One thing I learned was never give up giving up. I never gave a fck if I restarted. Few days later I'd give up again. Takes the pressure off and after a while you can't be bothered to restart.
     
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    Treble, Jul 24, 2020
  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just opened a beer and would love a smoke right now
     
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    monacoger, Jul 24, 2020
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye canny beat the pleasure of a nice long drag on a cigarette. That moment of relaxation when exhaling. Everything is right with the world. Beautiful in it's simplicity.

    Anyway, good luck with quitting, m8. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2020
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  20. pud

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    Especially with a cold cold beer ...
     
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    pud, Jul 24, 2020
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