sorry Hammer, Toots needs to get with the program, Scots will get hammered, Aussies v Russia should be self explanatory, we are playing a 117kg winger, sounds dangerous
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up. 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said. 'Very good!' Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863.' 'Excellent ... !', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...' Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?' Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said, 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper, 'F . . k the Japs.' 'Who said that ..... ? I want to know right now ......!' she angrily demanded. Little Hodiaki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glared around and asks, 'All right! Now who said that ..... ?' Again, little Hodiaki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah ...... ? Suck this .... !' Little Hodiaki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.' The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh **** .... , we're screwed ....!' Little Hodiaki said quietly, 'The Australian Rugby Team, 2011..'
Don't think the Scot's will get hammered musty,they are usually tight games and Scotland will be trying their nuts off.Wilkinson will kick us to a closely fought win,but i don't think it will be by more than 12 points!
In preparation for the World Cup, the England rugby union team in a show of diversity, played a select Kiwi XV, made up of gay rugby players. The scores finished 0-0, but there was seven tries and one conversion. Boom Boom!
Think we are in for two good games over the weekend. The rugger might not be great at times but the effort and passion will be there in bags fulls. Expect that England will just edge an improving Scotland. The Ireland and Italy game will also be pretty tight, but me thinks Ireland will edge it by less than 10. IF the results go as expected i think that 3 of the 4 quarter finals will be very very tight matches with prehaps less than one score in all of them. Great to eventually be getting to the business end of the world cup
Who says it's getting serious?... [video=youtube;W69tqSa6bHQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W69tqSa6bHQ&feature=related[/video]
i have only been here 8 years musty... i will only support the all blacks after engerland and ireland have departed, so i wont support them this year
Breaking News Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after deciding the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
bit harsh with the tryline joke after we hammered usa (thought they would have had Robbie Fowler sniffing the line) and i loved rollers effort. however i have just seen SA struggling to beat the Samoans, interesting, however i dont know what side SA put out as i just got home from work
