Saints not to get relegated. Ings to score 10+ goals West Ham are sold to the Government Newcastle to be constantly linked with a take over
That move is dead. Kanes made his bed, he's gonna lay in it til he retires with **** all but a few golden boots
kane is the latter day le Tiss, he likes being the big fish in a small pond without the worry or stress of competing to win something
He's better than Le Tissier in fairness. Le Tiss scored some great goals but their goal-scoring doesn't take much comparing to see that Kane has a greater justification for going to a title-winning club.
Brentford, Villa and Leeds relegated City win the league, Liverpool look ****. Sheff United fall apart, Wilder leaves for better club. No Newcastle takeover Arsenal finish below Tottenham again Kane will be ****, media will suck his cock. Gerrard 2.0. Nigel Pearson replaces Steve Bruce David Moyes 8 year contract extension for Hammers Ole does nothing, keeps job Arteta does nothing, keeps job Jose does good, gets sacked. See @Spurlock avi. Roy Hodgson is pumped full of preservatives and survives another season. Keeps longball alive one last year. Southampton look both ****ing gash and world beaters simultaneously. Manager continues to be overlooked.
It will be to have the season cancelled after 20 games due to the 2nd wave of coronavirus. Man City will be runaway leaders and the petition will be to null and void. The boards here will be flooded with LFC fans talking about the #integrity of the league and how it has to be cancelled. Astro will start posting stats about the last time a team sucessfully retained the title and how LFC have more points over the previous 38 games than any other club.
1 league game played before second wave of covid causes lockdown, Liverpool immediately claim 2021 league title. United technically undefeated and still in all competitions offer Ole 5 year contract extension. Levy furloughs Mourhino, scuppers Jose's plan for big pay day sacking. Ancelotti finally spits out gum he's been chewing on for 50 years. Hodgson and Moyes swap jobs, no one notices.
Spurs ones: Ndombele will lose weight and become elite... If we don't sell him. Winks will make a forward pass. Aurier will learn to defend. Scrap that one actually. Non-Spurs: Auba to Utd or abroad. Luiz to sign another extension midway through the season. Bellerin to come out as a raging bender. West Ham to build a statue of Noble. Everton to overspend on someone ridiculously average again, especially if they lose Richarlison. WBA to go straight back down as per.
Trent to break his own assist record again. Spurs to finish outside the top 6. Guardiola to lose the plot during the season rafa benitez stylee (already moaning about poty) Daniel Sturridge to Newcastle Werner to smash it at Chelsea
Liverpool fans creating a problem then blaming everyone else Liverpool fans vandalising opponents coach‘s Liverpool fans robbing their players whilst they busy playing for the badge majority of United fans backing Ole even though he’s actually dogshit Arsenal going on an unbeaten run then claiming they are back...on closer inspection the run will have been against relegation fodder Leicester fans over hyping a bang average squad...getting arrogant after a few good results then blaming youth for the inevitable return to Earth Chelsea spending about £150 mill and pretending no one noticed when they have a worse season for it than this one where Frank has hit his peak Southampton fans to carry on subconsciously rimming the Liverpool squad because half of them played for the Saints once upon a time Newcastle to be **** regardless of who owns them Spurs fans still crying about Poch
