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Off the fence and on the block predictions for the season

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Just a bit of fun, post any predictions you may have for the forthcoming season, anything at all, transfers, winners, losers, sackings, anything you like. More wild the better.

    Ill start.

    Sterling ****s off to real Madrid probably in January.

    Moureen doesn't last the season as spurs manager.

    Ole doesn't last the season at utd.

    Curtis Jones wins young player of the year.
     
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    Everton will sign Jesse Lingard

    Kane will get injured for 4 months in January

    Fosse will say his young Leicester side can only improve after every dropped point.

    Raiola will pipe up about Pogba in the next 3-4 weeks.

    Firmino will score at least one goal before Christmas.
     
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    Newcastle relegated
     
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    maximin to arsenal
     
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    Some good ones there bruv.

    Im gonna add...

    Salah to score 20+ goals again

    Everton to sit bottom of the table at some point.

    Aftv get rid of troopz for being racist.

    Man utd to get less than 10 penalties in the league.

    Arsenal's Pepe scores a goal.

    Werner flops at Chelsea
     
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    City to buy two quality centre halves and send Otamendi to Arsenal.

    City to run away with the league title.

    Lacazette to join Leicester

    Brewster to go on loan to Leeds.

    Joe Kinnear back at Newcastle.
     
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    villa to make banners laughing at Newcastle again
     
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    chaos committing suicide
     
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    Newcastle to be bottom of the table after 5 games due to having to play the previous seasons top 5 for their first fixtures (for the 3rd year running) and the media to write us off.

    Mini moto to continue to look like a poor mans Ali Dia and have stats worse than Joelinton

    Man City spend £7.4 Bn on players and win the title, the CL and put a man on the mars. Even from there they can hear scouse cries and wails about "buying the title" and "peoples champions".

    Everton to get 10 points more than this season

    Villa to go down

    Mourinho to spend £50m+ whilst saying he doesn't need money anyway and then complaining he didn't have any money to spend.

    NUFC take-over doesn't happen, we spend net £0 and the media tell us we're lucky to have Ashley and Bruce whilst losing to everyone
     
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    Liverpool will struggle to make top 4

    Chelsea will look like league winners at some point.

    City to win the league.

    Werner to score 20+ league goals.
     
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    Leeds get bought by PIF
     
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    Would you like me to call your Mum mate?

    I’m worried about you.
     
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    one thing I'll say is if you've supported he toon for 30 years it's like water off a ducks back. I'm pretty good at laughing it off. I will look fwd to be next mirage.
     
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    Chelsea league winners
     
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    Nigel Pearson to replace Bruce by Xmas at Newcastle
     
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    Liverpool fans to start at least one petition.
     
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    Newcastle fans to stand shouting at a wall to protest against Ashley for the 14th year in succession..
     
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    Sunderland to win league one and be bought by Dell
     
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