If VIlla don't get relegated then I'm rioting. I'm going to f*ck this place up, I'll kick every cat in the country - I mean every cat.
This isn't the time for glib comments Slurpy, I'm not having it. Arteta should have got me to do that half-time team talk, even if it didn't get the Arsenal players up for it it would have at least made the Villa players cr*p themselves from what they heard through the walls.
If Villa hang on here and the fakeover is finally put out of its misery shortly, then Chaos is going to need counselling.