Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Just how many testicles does the man have?

 

ok

 

Decent half that from Arsenal.

Well deserved lead at HT

 

Nah, a trip to the testicular burns unit, a bit of Savlon, and Pix is good to go after a couple of weeks.

 

Wow!

You boys don’t mess about with your avatar wagers!

You’re like me, in that regard.

 

So BT have Keown a Gooner and McManaman the Kopite as the summarisers, the latter hating City with a passion because he’s a Kopite. A perfectly balanced commentary is the result..........

 

nothing new .. I ripped off my sky dish for the same thing

 

We get it done. No messing like you southerners, we're men of our word. I don't even have to goad him into it with phrases like:

Y'kna Maitland-Niles, Y'ma nailed and smiles

or asking "Hey Chris Sutton what will the Emerald guards mother be like after a good Arsenal creampie?":



No none of that. We're all adults here and we'll keep it clean and honest and good.

 

Just be grateful mate. Could have ended up with Michael Owen and Roy Keane.

 

tbf, everybody bar HIAG gets their avatar bets done on without fuss on here.

 

Shout out to @Spurlock . He took to Slurpcock like a star, he was almost too keen but hey credit where it's due.

 

I’d take it over these 2 ****s.

Oh and they’ve got Robin VP in the studio for added balance. Oh and Rio the Red Manc

If I was a City fan I’d be fuming.

 

Just watching some FA cup highlights at HT. Seems really weird seeing actual fans in the stadiums celebrating goals.

Going to be great to see fans back in stadiums again

 

That would have been ace!

Keane would have knutted Owen before the end of the match.

 

Yeah well RVP can go and bum himself with an electric cattle prod, but yeah point taken

 

A part of me died when my main man became Slurpy.

 

Was it your cock?

 

I think that was probably the one bit that got excited.

Genius nickname that Slurpy, whoever came up with it is a cut above most of the nicknames that get bandied around here.

@Hoddle is a god to confirm

 

Only way left for Norwich to get decent odds on their results any more.

 

If HIAG had a pair of bollocks he'd be known as @In you pop Partridge these days.