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The Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you're gonna split, do it now bru. Don't hang around and try and explain your way out of all of this later.

    When she calls you later, just tell her she must have imagined it all.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Proper lary, clucking for a rumble. <laugh>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Too late. She's awake, on about going for a breakfast together or something. FML.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    unlucky mate <laugh>
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> ****ing class.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Never drink and dial kids
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm just glad that it wasn't a coke dealer. Clocking that up as a win of some sorts.
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Oh dear <laugh>

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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Libby gonna need some readies to take her out for breakfast this morning.

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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Not sure it is tbh bro.

    Your dealer wouldn’t be demanding brekkie and a future with you.

    Hope that helps <laugh>
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That might have worked out cheaper in the long run
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You’re lucky I didn’t **** your **** up last night tbh
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv drinking rhubarb and custard Cider. <confused>
     
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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Have a nice evening :)
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've gained "Man" points from the DIY aswell.
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Case of red and a cognac arriving today. <diva>
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’ve missed this thread. Thank you @Libby and @Commachio for keeping it going!
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    im bollexed, my burgers awaits soon....
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Don’t let them char!
     
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