I’m gonna tweet that I have a 14 inch cock and 3 nipples like Scaramanga but it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true.
No mate, but I have previously seen his work. I reckon he’s abar 15 and lives in his Ma’s boxroom, defo a virgin.
That would explain his extremely reliable ITK insider info. The nearest he’ll have ever been to a football scoop, is whether lower league centre half X prefers gravy or beans.