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this morning what bollox

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  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    today ill in bed with this poxy cold doing the rounds decided to put this morning on what an awful programme!phillip scofield terrible presenter and as for that dopy blonde next to him she just fancies herself i wish itv would dump this crap and come up with something a bit better scofield and co have had their day anyone else agree?
     
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  2. Sam Axe

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    The best thing about that show is that you get to look at Holly Willoughby although I do have the volume on mute because everytime she talks I want to throw stuff at the TV
     
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  3. jonathan acworth

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    god its so annoying philip scofield just sits their grinning the whole time !!!!!!!!!i had sit through 2 hours of this ****e-people actually watch this or just perving over the blonde?
     
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    I`ve never watched it, but going by your description I`d **** the blonde sort <ok>
     
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  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Brilliant grammar Jonno ..................Is Schofield a sausage stabber? Hows the aris` after yesterdays chilli mate?
     
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  6. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    took me a day recover from that chillie ****ing on bog all night
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Bog all day from a poxy chillie and in bed for a cold! What are you a ****ing tart or something? <diva>

    GET A SNICKERS
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    To be fair those chillis can be murder on the anus but in bed for a cold is ridiculous. When I have a cold I take a hot whisky and perservere like a man.
     
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  9. jonathan acworth

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    had cold for a week or so this nasty little virus thing doing rounds not pleasant so i thourght i try chillies to flush it out it stopped me sneezing at least
     
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  10. eddieveeee

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    when i have the cold i eat a tub of butter straight, drink a bottle of cooking oil and go out for a run naked
     
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  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    In the 90s half a dozen rhubarb and custards and a warehouse party used to be a good way to flush out a flu virus or cold
     
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  12. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    its a bad cold cough some nasty little bug doing rounds if have astma take flu jab as plenty of this crap doing rounds
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This works.
     
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  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    In bed with a cold? You must be one of those homosexualists I've read about.
     
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