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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Astro can be seen carving stats into the **** coloured sands of Cleethorpes polluted beaches on Sunday mornings
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Grantham
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Filey
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Reckon Astro works in a DHL packing warehouse on the outskirts of Grimbsy
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He works for a local stationary review magazine in Morcambe.
     
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    Staedtler HB v WH Smiths own brand
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Top 10 pencil sharpeners under 79p
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    This month’s special is an interview with Iain Winterbould who has worked at Radio Stationary for the last 40 years, he’s going to be discussing whether protractors are a thing of the past.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Interviewed by the legendary Barry Smitherton from Scunthorpe, renowned for his collection of vintage rulers and novelty erasers.
     
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Used to work there. Odd place and the most overtly racist people I'd ever come across (can't say that about all of them of course, just the people I happened to meet). birthplace of Thatcher and Newton you know.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Did you ever take a trip to sunny Sleaford?

    The town that time forgot. I’m fairly certain I once saw a guy there ****ing himself off with a dead pigeon.
     
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  12. Tbf, even Sucky would see the funny side of this.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Never been there. Only mentioned it as it popped in my head from that scene in the Comic Strip's Bad News when the band go on tour to Grantham.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    what does DVD mean
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    a reference to the culture of buying copies of DVDs off orientals on the streets
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    3 for a fiver

    It's a poke at Korean, Chinese folk selling knock off DVD's at street markets.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    And there have been many <ok>
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just seen that there will be 4 games a day during the next world cup group stages.

    Seems a bit mental that all 8 stadiums are within 40 miles of each other though. Can't see any issues with that at all when you've got fans from 47 different nations turning up.
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    just shared those details with my mates, as we tend to go somewhere warm to watch a weeks worth of games unless we go to the actual tournament.
    Qatar is probably a no, but Canary Islands is favourite for warm weather - can’t wait to share with Mrs G4E that it’s in December on her birthday, might wait until we have been on next years jolly to Palma to watch Euros.
     
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    I hope that shower of ****e Everton don't ruin my week any further tonight..

    come on Everton
     
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