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Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Maybe not 100%
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    * Gambol, Humphrey Bogart, or Clint Eastwood

    :grin: :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Of course it can you tit. Anyway, Archie was speaking about reducing the population of the world by not wearing masks, do try and keep up ffs
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The entire World knew in January that something triggered China into stopping internal flights out of Wuhan and stopped flights coming in from abroad.
    They made everyone stay inside and locked down the city .


    What did we do ?

    **** all , flights from China Italy and Spain still came in nobody was checked.
    Sadiq said in March there was no chance of catching Covid on TFL .
    Emergency field hospitals were built and rarely used .

    6 months later after the economy has bombed and most people have sat home ordering Uber eats and getting pissed for months , all of a sudden in July masks become mandatory.

    Thousands of ****s broke lockdown over a massive drug addict criminal dead ****** in America, masks weren't necessary to attack police or paint on statues .
    That was courageous.

    Now even though most people realise there is less than 1% chance of getting sick and dying they decided to ramp it up and criminalise people for going to Tesco to buy a pint of milk without a fear porn costume.

    Just had a look at James O'brien on Twitter and he's pushing his same divisive rhetoric.
    Why are stupid gammon Brexit voters climate change deniers and so thick that they don't want to stay inside their homes forever or wear masks in public or get shot with a toxic unsafe untested vaccine ?
    Aka anti vaxers

    Thick anti science plebs.

    The clever remain voters hate the Torys but let's just do everything they say , Government knows best we don't deserve to have free choice over our own health and bloodstream.
    Getting herded about and having min wage security guards yelling at you and reporting you to the police for not social distancing, not wearing a pair of pants on your face or not treating a supermarket like a one way system traffic jam is the NEW NORMAL.

    Bizzaroworld
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tesco have removed their one way system and distancing signs. What do the bastards know?
     
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  6. DMD

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    Every little helps.

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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    ‘social distance ‘ measures at the dump

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Coronavirus is racist Sadiq has already demanded a report .

    Probably just God's way of culling the evil .

    Hopefully it wipes out a few grooming gangs.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The sensible thing would be to indefinitely quarantine S E Asians and the Bame community and let the rest of us go back to normal .
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    The Asian family model was being lorded not that long ago as the ideal way for families to act. Mum & Dad with their tribe of kids, Auntie Fatima and her kids, Granny Mingeeter and Great Uncle Omar all living together raising the nippers with a sense of community and rich multi-generational cultural heritage. The house looks like a f.ucking Sainsbury's advert with everyone joining in making Sunday dinner.

    Covid comes along and all of a sudden it turns out Granny and Great Uncle can't speak or read a word of English, the house they live in is technically over-crowded and everything that is happening to the family is racist.
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    On the plus side I'm getting my haircut on Friday.

    Some good news to cheer the country up.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pics required. Of the actual Barnet, you can blot out your boat race if you like. Or wear a mask.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    You can say"it won't be long now" then.
     
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    Just hope I don't snuff it tomorrow. Id like to look my best before being fried.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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  17. pud

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    Funeral Directors are pretty handy with a pair of scissors... give you a decent haircut
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    Make you look 20 years younger <ok>
     
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  19. pud

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    Last place I worked was a funeral plan business ... selling funeral plans.

    Part of induction was to shadow a consultant visiting Funeral Directors...

    Watched a “dressing”, hair , make up etc

    also started watching an embalming... they drain the blood , some of it has to be squeezed out , before they start putting in the embalming fluid... boak :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Did you get a cheeky go on the corpse ?
     
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