DIY ****ers

Yeah I've done wallpapering a couple of times before n found it easy enough. Horizontal sounds awkward and frustrating as **** though so I'd likely pay some other **** to do it and just have a beer instead.

 

I've seen the vids, and some advise a laser line...I don't have a laser

 

This ^

 

Well my stubborn streak has got me wanting to give this a try..Even if it fails....

Personally i don't see to many problems

 

Just put it up vertical ffs

 

Why?

 

Easier

 

So what

 

Use a plumb line

 

why are you even telling me this ffs?

 

Save you using a laser mate, lighten up ffs

 

ya daft ****.....you already know what i used to do, and those houses.

i'm just playing along ffs..

although i've never hung wallpaper horizontal yet

 

I know, I’m playing too

 

you're a horrible racist ****

according to some plums. who just don't get your take on the world, and are led by the british media.

 

You sweet talking bastard.

 

that was as sweet as it gets mate.

now im going to bed....enjoy your 23 carat lord of the rings ring

 

I always enjoy a ring bud

 

If its for your bedroom it will go nicely with this:

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Used to love a bit of DIY.
Moved to where we are now 18 years ago.
Bought it from a work colleague who bought it "renovated" for selling on at a profit. They did a **** job.
So i gutted the place. Skimmed throughout(****in hate wallpaper) , new skirting, back moulds, stairs, doors back and front. New loft hatch, insulated, boarded the loft and added lighting and sockets.
Everything is painted white/light colours. Hate cutting in dark colours.
Put down two patios out the back and put some proper fencing up. Stuck some founds in for a new 8x12 shed.
Then decided we needed a bigger kitchen and a garage conversion.
Had to lift the garage roof to get the ceiling height in the garage. Building and tiling a hip roof is fun.
Doubled the size of the kitchen. Putting the steel in was fun. Had to have the ceiling flush, can't stand a lintel sticking down from the ceiling.
Did everything on the extension apart from brickwork, skimming, fitting the new boiler and the electrics.
Fitted a new kitchen myself with help from the father in law. Proper old skool glue and screw guy. Built to last.
****, we live on a slope and have two cars. Decided to put a level double drive in and steps. Had to build it up four feet.

Fitted a new bathroom twice.

Last thing I did was run some electric to the shed, set up my gym stuff and hung a telly.

That's it. All done. Will get a lick of paint when the kids eventually **** off.

****in loathe diy now.

Got better things to do