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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Chapter 2 is a rant about women, superb.
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    What’s the book called?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    The Death of Bunny Monroe.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    The first page was very good...chapter 2 sounds fantastic

    I will look for this book
     
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    On Amazon.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    IMG_20200706_125545.jpg Going to take a 3rd coat. #****er
     
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    oi shouldn't this be on the the DIY thread .
    you know the one that you started <laugh>
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Productive day off work so far. Been out n bought some new clothes n **** for the flat, done some food shopping and cleaned out the car. Now gotta wait in for some **** to come and sort my broadband out.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He even posted about painting the fence on there but decided to post his update here.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    when I clean my car it takes fkin hours
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah clean us the wrong word really. What I should have put was:

    Cleared all the rubbish out my car and thought **** it, the hoovering can wait till another day.
     
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    You haven’t been clothes shopping have you?

    just emptied the washing machine
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Just browsed online actually.
     
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    I cannot be nailed down to rules n ****.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yeh a proper stoner back then <laugh>
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    so you threw a whitey and ended up in hospital <laugh>

    I remember I was chilling in my mates kitchen once having a blaze...I threw a whitey and woke up with my face on the dustpan and the broom sprawled across me and my mate asking if I’m orite...no glass of water...nufin
     
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    Cooking a spag bol for tonight then getting scrubbed up and it's garden and beer time.
     
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    Seems like a good time to crack open a beer.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    So the broadband engineer has suddenly decided that they can't make the appointment, and apparently now is a suitable time to tell me after taking the day off and sitting in all afternoon.

    Supposed to be on call tonight as well the ****ing useless bunch of ****cunts.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    stupid ****s

    get one of your boys to pop the tyres next time someone turns up...let them get a taste of last minute change of plans
     
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