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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have agents under your wing that are in different countries? I mean for work, as opposed to football. How many times a week should I be speaking to mine? The boss said he wants a report everyday, but I said once a week will be fine. Is phoning them everyday not a bit too much?
     
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    Monday week kick off call
    Friday wash up call

    Monday sets out week , targets etc
    Friday catches actuals and any issues
     
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    Fahking estate agents, you’d all sell your gran for an upgrade on the company car.
     
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  5. monacoger

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    An estate agent, I am not and this is just one of the many jobs that I have.
     
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  6. monacoger

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    That actually sounds quite sensible, I shall do that <ok>

    I shall also let you buy me a pint in The Rock in September.
     
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    *every day (x2)

    Did I pop? Hope so.
     
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    Wee bird just flew into window.

    Think it’s fked but put it in a box with some straw in it.

    Wonder if I should let nature take its course or should I persevere with rehab and hope the wee bastard recovers.
     
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    Is it a male? If so, if it's dead in the morning maybe Tina's pussy would like to devour your stiff cock.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    It wasn't actually, when I try to press the space bar, it usually types a, "c" or a, "v", but sometimes no space at all.

    I like, commas.
     
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    We have email
     
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    Hiya chib.mark.jnr
     
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    Put holes in the box you evil fkr.
    If ye get the sspca out, they’ll likely just snap it’s neck. They did that with a bird my cats had cornered one day. It had teeth like puncture marks all over it. No idea how that happened.
     
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    It’s probably just stunned. Wee **** will be brand new in half an hour
     
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    I went back twice last night but it wasn't for moving.

    Woke up this morning, opened the box and the wee guy was awake, tried to put a bit of bread in the box and it flew away so good news all round.

    WATP
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :emoticon-0137-clapp:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Marvellous, bloody marvellous.
     
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    Heartwarming story

    what we all need during these testing times
     
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