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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    There will no doubt be loads of Scottish plod at the border doing routine drunk driver stops and handing out tickets to people disobeying her authority
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Todhill in England is only 4.9 miles to Gretna Green
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Does it have a pub and is there a curry night?
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Only for the English, I can make you a fake passport, but you will need to black yourself up first
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    This is the only pic I have got, do you resemble him in any way?

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I wasn't sure if he was still around. Whenever I saw him on the Tele, he always seemed like the lone voice of reason, amongst a flurry of idiots.
     
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    I am on the correct side of the border thank you.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is that the guy who took your virginity?
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Yes, it is.

    Sexy man with a huge manstick
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    How do you drink a burger Si? ... do you use a middle class blender to liquidise it?
     
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    With onions <ok>
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You actually took your time, to enter that carefully.
     
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    You know about entering things carefully with huge mansticks <yikes>
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Matt Hancock is on the news, saying how we must reward the NHS for their efforts, less than a year after voting not to give nurses a pay rise.

    Could someone explain to me, how that doesn't make him a massive hypocrite and an expletive of my choice?
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Since when was not being intransigent a bad thing? <doh>
     
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    Never, but if just once, just for ****ing once, he said, "look we got it wrong last year, we are sorry, here's what we're going to do now," then make the statement he's made today.

    It's the same as the police, they've cut well over 20,000 in 10 years, but now look, Tubby says "We are going to recruit 20,000 more police!" Thumps table dramatically.

    No you aren't, you're bringing back less, than the amount your government sacked in the first place.

    If they owned their **** ups, instead of trying to spin them into these monumental claims/lies eg, "World beating track and trace app<laugh>," I'd have a lot of respect, I really would.
     
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    :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I'm watching it too. He's squirming on that pay rise question <laugh>
     
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    Was that as far as you got?<laugh>
     
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