Rangers v Celtic

[pud]

Ashley is a **** ...a horrible **** thriving on zero hours contracts

 

[Tina.]

Nothing would surprise me with Ashley,he just increased his stake in Hugo Boss,that well known outfitter to the Gestapo.

Huns have taken the tweet down again

 

[Pattern Of Assistance]

Huns have taken the tweet down again

Oh dear - Tuna's incontinence pants will be fecked tonight.

FAIL

 

[Tina.]

Ashley a **** ...

Castore have made the deal with Ashley apparently. Whom ever did it,

 

[Mind The Duck]

@Mind The Duck

Have Police Scotland knocked on your door yet?

Nurse he's lost it

 

[If in doubt]

any **** fancy answering my question?

 

[Pattern Of Assistance]

Nurse he's lost it

Too many of those, Mindoid.

The net is closing in...

 

[Tina.]

Ashley is a **** ...a horrible **** thriving on zero hours contracts

I agree. He looks like yer archetypal hun too. Long may he torture the huns.

 

[pud]

Who was the old Scottish football manager of Journalist of whatever that was ploughing Kirsty Gallagher?

No idea

 

[Mick O'Toon]

any **** fancy answering my question?

Don't know about old dudes but she was with Cipriani,a bit of a cougar by all accounts.

 

[If in doubt]

1. Rangers do a deal with an up and coming bespoke company. They get an amazing deal, best they've had in years.
2. Because of this deal, Ashley can't match.
3. Rangers are rid of Ashley.
4. Castore never had anything to do with Ashley and the problems.
5. Castore have stuck to their word every step of the way and released decent looking training kits and promoted well.
6. Castore announce the release of the official new kit.
7. Kit announced and it's very nice. It's for sale on their official website and the GersStore where Rangers and Castore make the agreed split of good Money.
8. Ashley being a **** desides he wants in on it and offers Castore money for stock.
9. Castore having nothing previously to do with the bullshit before make the sensible business decision to agree to sell to them and get their merch into a huge market.
10. Castore and Rangers split Ashley 's money to the benefit of them both.
11. Ashley sends a troll tweet where he doesn't understand the word 'exclusive'.
12. Castore and Rangers don't care as they split 100% of Ashley's money while Ashley is stuck with strips he'll never sell.
13. Rangers fans buy direct from Castore or GerStore instead of Ashley.
14. Rangers fans have kits, Castore and Rangers have more money, the whole joke offers free publicity for Rangers fans to buy more direct as a **** you to Ashley, Ashley left out of pocket with stock he can't sell.
15. Winners = Castore, Rangers F C, Rangers fans. Loser = Ashley.
16. Celtic fans - LoL mIkE aShLeY iS aCe.

 

[Pattern Of Assistance]

So Castore have contractual control over where all Rangers merchandise is sold.

Pretty much like any other sportswear manufacturer such as Nike or the Nazi Collaborators.

Haha - Taigs have been well and truly Tango'd

This will NOT go down well at all with some - in fact it could be the end of them!

Splendid!

 

[Ciaran]

any **** fancy answering my question?

Jim duffy

 

[If in doubt]

Jim duffy

Thank you. Been driving me ****ing nuts.

 

[Ciaran]

Thank you. Been driving me ****ing nuts.

Jammy bastard that he is, maybe the memory of hit put his ticker out last week

 

[Toley Fart]

No point in trying to explain it to mindy and tuna ffs.

 

[If in doubt]

No point in trying to explain it to mindy and tuna ffs.

I made it pretty simple with a 16 point plan.

 

[If in doubt]

Made sure I kept it to 16 as Celtic fans aren't interested in anything over 16.

 

[Pattern Of Assistance]

Made sure I kept it to 16 as Celtic fans aren't interested in anything over 16.

 

[Toley Fart]

I made it pretty simple with a 16 point plan.

sports direct knew mongs would jump in with both feet