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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I was gonna say welders bench.

    I'm sure Chaos would says he'd still leave it looking like a plasterers radio.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I see Wigan are in Administration.....Fat Mike should get in there quick sharpish, that would royally piss his old mate Dave Whelan off especially after he bought up all his JJB stores <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Fox Mulder

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    she looks like she's on cancer steroids
     
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    Fox Mulder, Jul 1, 2020
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You're laughing but he probably will.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Skin complexion suggests she's on some kind of steroid.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
  6. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Spunk
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby, Jul 1, 2020
  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Worst idea ever Albert.

    When has anyone associated with our club ever been any good at putting together a remotely decent board??
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Can we do a quick poll on this. Pretend you are single and are presented with the opportunity. Select one choice:

    A: I'd **** her because I'm partially or fully blind and think she's attractive
    B: I'd **** her because I'm no oil painting so don't have the right or inclination to be choosey
    C: I'd **** her because I have no standards and I'd **** anything, warm sock, car exhaust the lot
    D: I'd let her nosh me off because as much as she's not attractive, blow jobs are great and once you've seen the top of one female head, you've seen them all
    E: I wouldn't touch her with someone else's nevermind my own

    I'm expecting a lot of D's
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    B, C and D

    So yes, that would be three times!
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    God damn you Nev, you're such a rebel ignoring the basic criteria. You are going down as a B because it means you're an ugly **** and that amuses me :biggrin:<cheers>
     
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  11. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    E
     
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    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    A
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Albert will want to be there to **** if thats the case
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    You missed out fat. I'm a fat, ugly **** but I'm blaming Covid for the fact I've gone from Ben Arfa fat to Jabba the Hut fat.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I'd like to know the total fat/weight gain across the planet during COVID.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
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    Gemma Collins with the most.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who is that? (apart from a fat ****er clearly)
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
  18. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Gemma_Collins_book_signing.jpeg
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Googled her. She is an ugly and fat. How is she famous because it just describes her as a media personality. Is that like one of these influencers or something? What is she influencing, sales of KFC?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 1, 2020
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