Hanging out the wife's knickers today. More dirty ****ers to come. Need a pair with **** stains and a bit of rag. Adds that little extra.
Why are they **** stained after they’ve been washed? Why are they **** stained at all? It’ll be hard to beat Ginge this week tbh mate, that bowl of horrible dogshit stew was stunning.
Reckon Schlem is gonna be the first person to ever have 'Not606' mentioned in their divorce proceedings.
Wife: What’s that picture? Me: It’s err there’s a Geordie lad on the forum and he’s smeared his Mrs knickers with condiments to win a picture competition. W: Say again? M: Geordie lad, ketchupped his wife’s duds to show the lads, he wanted a **** stain but they were all too clean so... this is a bit weird innit? W: You go on a football forum to share pics of smeared knickers, is that why you put that yogurt in mine last week when you were in the bathroom? M: Err yeah... yep... yep, that’s exactly why. W: Divorce.