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  1. AgentofAlnwick

    AgentofAlnwick Well-Known Member

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    Littering's been in the news these past few weeks - first because of the lack of it during lockdown and then the abundance of it post-lockdown. It's been as noticeable in Northumberland as elsewhere.
    I equate it with tagging - a sort of mindless, feral activity that is superficially harmless but is not.
    What can be done?
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Forget about a fine, a swift kick in the crown jewels would do the job. Since bins were removed from my golf course empty beer bottles have appeared all over the place. Visitors, most of them young, dump them, lazy bastards.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Dna testing and fingerprint testing of all litter. Then £100 a time in fines for the dick heads who keep doing it.

    I always keep my litter neat and tidy in the same place.

    here’s a pic of my can bin for example.

    615A70BC-A68D-4D52-ADDE-CA1F6962FD60.jpeg
     
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  4. haslam

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    I assume your beaten wife is under that lot somewhere?
     
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    Of course. I have Mackem blood remember.
     
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  6. Leo Billy

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    Not exactly littering I don’t think, but I was well pissed the other day. Just had me bins emptied and some ****er put two bags of polystyrene in them, sneaky little bastard. Got lucky tho, in the bag there was a receipt with their names and address on it, so lumped the ****ers straight back.
     
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    Line the ****s up and shoot them.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    I reckon forensics on a snickers wrapper costs more than a ton like. You need to revise this business model.

    Fingerprints... find culprit... shoot in face... death... seize assets to recover costs.

    That’s more like it.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

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    Doh. And whose going to clean up that mess?
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've just opened a bottle of Desperados. It's like pish, lager and lime. I might chuck the bottle into the street.
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Just had a think about that. Muscle and bones gone within weeks/months.
    The plastic ****e ****s leave gonna be around for a thousand years or more.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    That’s a ocd sufferers nightmare. You could have at least stacked them all up and facing the same way.
    Ruined my day you have!
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Judging by the scenes in liverpool it would appear they love rubbish so we should all just dump it there.

    BTW the press showed the rubbish stacking up and them images where BEFORE Chelsea beat Man City.
     
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    It cost more than 100quid to run a dna test. Also means that people who get fined will only be the ones who are in the police database. Or are you proposing DNA testing for everybody first?

    Edit: Just seen Tel beat me to it.
     
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    I don't care... there's bigger issues
     
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    I live in Bournemouth last week when the weather was good it seemed like everyone from within a driveable distance came down to Bournemouth for their holidays. The beach was RAMMED! The state of it after was shocking. Many locals all headed there once the fu*kers had gone and all chipped in with the clean up effort.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I saw the photos, shocking, mate.
     
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