The Beatles

I hate all dance music. i got a telling off at one club for having my MP3 headphones in my ears to block out the crap music. Turns out they aren't too keen on people doing that. Everyone else was listening to DJ Anal Rape (or whatever) and i was listening to Slayer.

 

Bit of a ludicrous comment. Some old music is better than new and vice versa... What counts as new music? Last ten years? Theres been some terrific stuff. In my opinion far better than the 90s, 80s, 50s and possibly 70s.

Arcade Fire are ridiculously good, Arctic Monkeys have had 4 amazing albums, gorillaz last was great, Muse are brilliant (apart from their last album which sounded like queen and therefore was ****e), Radiohead are amazing In rainbows is quality! Plus many, many more great artists and albums out.

Heavy metal/screamo **** is always awful whenever it was released. Hip hop is generally quite irritating, likewise R and B, Garage, D + B. Although there are some exceptions if done well.

 

I'll agree with you about screamo, it's ****, and it gives metalheads a bad name. I get lumped in with talentless emos and trendy scene ****wits because i like metal. I'll also agree about Muse, Black holes and Revelations is a top notch album, i love Knights of Cydonia, great music video too.

 

The ironic thing about dance music is I have no idea ho people can dance to it. Also, it gives me an awful headache

 

Listen to Arcade Fires 3 albums. A STUNNING BAND!

 

I used to take a fistfull of drugs

 

Some 'new' bands I like

The Answer
Muse
Shinedown
Black Country Communion
Black Stone Cherry

I could go on but it would be a long list as there is a lot of quality 'new' stuff out there.

 

most of the time I'm so ****ed I don't have a clue how I dance to it

 

I can't dance, so i don't bother. You can't headbang to DJ Vaginal Rash, so i'm always slightly stumped.

 

That could be where I went wrong. The only drugs I do are alcohol and caffiene

 

Do the hustle (see saturday night fever if you don't know what i'm talking about)

 

I just look like as the Irish say a frog in a blender when I dance

 

The only drugs i do are caffiene and McVities chocolate digestives. I've kicked my addiction to salt and shakes.

 

What, you spin around, get dizzy, and ultimately end up as slurry?

 

Yep, apart from the slurry part

 

Unless your dance partner is Hannibal Lecter

 

and he asks you to cut off your face

 

It's usually the biggest, ugliest, least interesting woman in the place. I don't know why but I attract them like flies to ****

 

I always end up with the vacuous, self obssessed bunch. While they may be stimulating to look at, i've had better conversations with my sunflower (i've taken up gardening)

 

I stay away from that crowd as I would rather go home with my right hand. I need more than looks to find a woman attractive.