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****ing Desperate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Rangers will be awarding Simon Weston with some ****ing award at halftime sunday <laugh> <laugh>

    Maybe he sold a million of his grills "So good I put my face on it".

    ****ing brilliant, I might actually stay tuned at halftime to see his sandpapered face.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    They are giving him a "poppy shirt" in February. The Old Firm are a right pair of ****s but at least they make Scottish football interesting.

    A bit cruel using some poor **** as propoganda tool though. Whats the bets Celtic pull out someone for the game at CP too? That mangled boy who is always in the View and on the fan-sites probably.
     
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  3. Thomas The Cat

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    Weston is a whore he's it not cruel he's just boosting his own profile.

    I want someone to remember the some of the Weston jokes, I've forgotten them all.
     
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  4. Null

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    He's getting a fee for it - he needs the cash, cause he couldn't collect his Littlewoods Pools £1 million prize money ...


    He burnt his coupon!
     
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  5. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    simon weston is organising a reunion of all burns victims from the falklands war. for more info, go to www.friends re-ignited.com.
     
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    Simon Weston has loads of contacts ...








    Cause he's nae ****in ears!
     
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  7. Bhoy From Brum

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    Someone google image the Simon Weston Grill <laugh>
     
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  8. lone ranger

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    bloody welsh lepers, always scrounging
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    **** looks like somebody melted Wallace from "Wallace & Gromit" with a lighter
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    then stuck a comedy tache on him <laugh>

    poor melted bastard. i wonder if he's up for the forthcoming "Argie Bargy II"
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

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    <laugh>

    Wonder if they're bringing him out just to reignite (no pun intended) the Falklands/British conflict - get the public onside for a bit of war this time round?

    Maybe Weston is doing a tour of grounds to get the UK behind the Falklands II - This Time Its Personal
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    i think most people would actually support this war over oil <doh>

    havent we had enough war! arent we tired yet?!

    it is another medal though.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Aye last time it was over a few Penguins and some ****s who shouldn't be living on a godforsaken rock. Now it's actually worth it. Get the Yanks behind us hopefully and the South Americans will shut the **** up.
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    it looks too cold for all that carry on. count me out!
     
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    there's a guy at the bowling club up my way and he looks like him and his face hasn't even been melted the Poor bastad!
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I suppose that's what happens when your coupon gets set on fire....
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Sorry Tommy but that joke is a ****ing belter <ok>
     
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  18. Bhoy From Brum

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    My mate is convinced Welsh people don't fight in the British Army, therefore Weston is a liar on the make who just has bad excema <laugh>
     
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  19. lone ranger

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    Aye, n a cracked it right at the start of the post FFS!!!!


    Bassas ignoring my posts...
     
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