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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Spiderman-Mask, Feb 1, 2011.

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  1. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Tiotes got a massive cock! simple as that.
     
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    goldie, Jul 27, 2011
  2. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    That was ****ing awful XD <ok>
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jul 27, 2011
  3. Paco Montoya

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    <cheers> I try, I try..
     
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    Paco Montoya, Jul 27, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Cheik this out!

    [video=youtube;WmKsPHV38JE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmKsPHV38JE[/video]
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jul 27, 2011
  5. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Norris once asked Tiote if he was feeling lucky...
    he was...
     
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    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, Jul 30, 2011
  6. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote can't have a twitter account as he cannot be limited to 200 characters by any force of nature
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Aug 3, 2011
  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    tiote is African for tiote <whistle> what ...ah come on it's ****ing late cut me some slack
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Aug 3, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Tiote is the father of Beyonce's baby!

    This thread was due a bump!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Aug 30, 2011
  9. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    That was me thanks <laugh>.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Aug 30, 2011
  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Aug 30, 2011

  11. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    Tiote is infact taller than Peter Crouch.
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Aug 30, 2011
  12. Sanchin0

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    No even Taller than Jan Koller.. <whistle>
     
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    Sanchin0, Aug 30, 2011
  13. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    I take your Jan Koller and raise you Yang Changpeng..
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Aug 30, 2011
  14. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Tiote made Godzilla **** himself...
     
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    Darth Gogledd, Aug 30, 2011
  15. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    Tiote once won a staring contest with Medusa
     
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    Beatski, Aug 30, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Tiote has accepted this thread as a reasonable gesture of appreciation.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 28, 2011
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Andrex are bringing a new Tiote toilet roll out..... Its bound to fail as it doesnt take **** from anyone!


    Thought this legendary thread needed a bump as it was started when we were on a big low..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 4, 2011
  18. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Tiote isnt injured hes just giving Guthrie a chance
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Nov 4, 2011
  19. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Tiote doesn't get injured, injured gets Tiote!
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher, Nov 4, 2011
  20. Vuckic's Faces

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    Perch isn't ****, Tiote ordered him to be!
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Nov 4, 2011
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