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  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    where else could you be but "here" ?
     
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  2. organic red

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    Be here now <ok>
     
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  3. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    There?
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    He's here
    He's there
    He's every ****ing where .
     
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  5. lfcpower

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    In the combine
     
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  6. Solid Air 2

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    so quick he could be in 2 places at once <yikes>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    With the snail. My eldest ****ing slept here last night. Even I've never done that
     
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    Perhaps she fancies the Landlord?
     
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  9. lfcpower

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    An uncomfortable night's sleep in the combine cab then, tight fit with the three of you in there ...
     
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  10. organic red

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    Parallel Combine Harvester Universe.......................good name for a band...........or an album.....
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. My red nautical parachute flares are on the way from Grimsby
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

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    @Red Hadron Collider since Marmite are struggling with a lack of brewers yeast are you sure you will have Carling on tap ?
     
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    Never know where the snail will end up either.
     
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  14. lfcpower

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    A tight fit, like I say :angel:
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sat in the beer garden yesterday evening sipping a few tins of Carling while the landlord was digging it up to returf it. It was quite tiring <whistle>
     
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  16. lfcpower

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    I saw Lynx Africa Marmite shower gel in the supermarket last night ... wtf ??
     
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  17. Solid Air 2

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    <laugh>

    have to ask
    were you stoned ?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sat outside there last night until 11 pm/. Landlord not happy about the raft of precautions he has to take when he reopens. Maximum of 15 inside the pub and 30 outside, so knackered if it's pissing down. One person in the bogs at any one time and bog has to be disinfected after each use. Table service only. What a load of ****ing bollocks. Oh, and plastic glasses <grr>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    Yeah **** the pandemic, all that matters is a **** hole boozer being able to be rammed, and you having a glass pot.
     
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