I was kinda thinking the same myself... Though I don't think facial hair has popped up yet, so there might still be some mileage left in it.
The world is strange. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15052030 EDIT: Whoops did not read the end of the 'lashing' article.
Nope! as I understand it Onion, their women will finally get the vote in 2015… unless I'm mistaken (and I usually am). (Good old Murrayism is a get out of jail free if I've made a blooper here!)