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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. monacoger

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    When the wife is shagging the husband with the strapon by the fire place and the son phones and the wife answers the phone but leaves strapon in the husband's arse? Is there not some line about Madonna?
     
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    In the book , yes ...
     
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    You ok m8?
     
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  4. monacoger

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    I have never read the book, only watched the film. Think Aldo has made a **** of it.
     
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    Just started watching 4th series of Queen of the South, any good?
     
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    Doesn't sound very good tbph
     
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  7. monacoger

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    Acting is utter pish
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    I said nup because I've never snagged Madonna. Sheena Easton, well I am from Lanarkshire so...
     
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    Celtic have knocked back an AC Milan 13m euro bid for Ajer

    ITK
     
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  10. Pattern Of Assistance

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    BJK
     
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    Your first thought of the day is raped children...

    Nonce.
     
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    Yes - I cannot wait to see those who were complicit in the bursting of farters at Celtic FC taken to task for their actions.

    Strangely - you find the need to defend them on a daily basis.

    'Mindoid - Defender of *****s'
     
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    Jesus wept. 11am and first posts about something that hasn’t been proven about ppl he’s never gonny meet and pretends to care about.
    #hunlife
     
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    ^^^Irony personified^^^ <rofl>
     
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    Away and post pics of you drinking on your ownio :laugh:
     
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    Away and give your spastic son, Mindoid, some 'bitty' :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    No idea what that means, jaffa.
     
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    Beelin' that she fanny-farted out a ****** <laugh>
     
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    Pretends to care about kids then kicks it out the park with comments like that. You stay classy now, ya fanny :laugh:
     
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    B4BE70F2-972A-4811-BF35-4D5EE27967F5.jpeg
     
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