I don't think you can really complain about sexual assault while standing on the pavement and shouting that you want to give your pussy a treat
That is the front Street isn't it? Crazy the house prices round Tynemouth, it's nice but why the London prices?
but how do you know he isn’t just some completely sane daft pissed up ****? I’ve kicked off (ashamedly) cos a burger van ran out of chips once after Sheff Weds away.
We're you videoed though? If all of my drunken escapades were videoed I'd be too embarrassed to leave the house