Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

League was won 6 months ago

 

hey mate

 

Why you been relentlessly fizzing like a slapped slag for the last 12 weeks then?

 

I'd say a draw suits us, but we are ****ing **** so it doesn't really make any difference lol.

 

In theory yes but you haven't actually won it yet. Give it a week.

 

Interesting stat.

Despite us being the worst home team in the league we've won more away matches than Arsenal and United combined

 

The only draw that suits you bro is when Villa and Norwich draw.

 

When's your first game?

 

I think the only draw that would suit us bru is if Lawro pulls Barnet out of the hat for us in the 3rd round of the FA cup next season.

 

Sounds like the sort of game you'd bottle tbh.

 

Ha yeah probs right tbh

 

Dunno like Barnet are strong on the counter.

 

We'd make Barnet's women team look good on the counter atm bru.

 

You’ll be better when Abameyang is fit again mate.

Oh hang on, he doesn’t give a **** and wants to leave.

Sorry, my bad.

 

We're gonna lose Aubameyang and/or Lacazette in the summer, there's no way both of them are sticking around. I'm actually not too worried about that though as we've got Martinelli coming through who is gonna be a baller.

Our problems are in defence. And the fact that we're still paying £350k per week for Ozil who only turns up once every 10 games.

 

Without him you’d have been ****ed this season mate.

 

What does @Libby expect when it's one game at a time and all on TV

Spoiler alert, before Liverpool finally play I'm going to be backing Leicester against Watford, Arsenal against Brighton, Wolves against West Ham, Palace against Bournemouth, Sheffield against Newcastle, and Chelsea against Villa